crank\ dat

1. (crank dat) (1941↑, 637↓)

A horrible song with no lyrical talent whatsoever

Person: Love that Crank Dat song Person 2: Can you do the dance?\!?\! Person: There's a dance?\!? Person 2: Yeah it goes like this *proceeds to move about like they are a retarded monkey on speed*

Author: You_wont_know_me http://crank-dat.urbanup.com/2589344

2. (crank dat) (1112↑, 150↓)

Alternative meaning, popularized by the the Soulja Boy song of the same title. Crank dat refers to the act of masturbation, as indicated by the lyrics "watch me "crank dat" soldier boy then superman that hoe"

Watch me crank dat soldier boy then superman dat hoe...OR...watch me masturbate my erect penis then ejaculate on this promiscuous woman's back before sticking a sheet to the soiled spot on her back causing an eventual cape-like effect.

Author: Cracka-boy http://crank-dat.urbanup.com/2660791

3. (crank dat) (443↑, 86↓)

song that is contributing to the retardation of america

After listening to crank dat, John transformed from a genius to being in a persistant vegetative state.

Author: soulja boy must needs be dead http://crank-dat.urbanup.com/2726767

4. (crank dat) (305↑, 114↓)

The gansta version of the macarena. the words still cant be understood, and it has launched as many parodies that are as retarded as the song itself.

person \#1: What are you listening to? And why are you dancing?? person \#2: It's Crank Dat and I'm dancing yo. preson \#1: Righhhtt. You look like you're doing the Macarena on speed.

Author: sXexcore http://crank-dat.urbanup.com/2651949

5. (Crank Dat) (252↑, 105↓)

A stupid-ass [hip pop] fad started by a song ([crank dat soulja boy]) by the talentless southern rapper [Soulja Boy]. There's at least a million of songs that have the words "crank dat" in it, and they're all repetitive, stupid, and have no lyrical meaning whatsoever. It's just another bunch of retarded club songs that people are gonna forget about in a few months.

Here are a few of these shit-tastic songs: Crank Dat Soulja Boy Crank Dat Spiderman Crank Dat Peter Pan Crank Dat Yank Crank Dat Batman Crank Dat Superman Crank Dat Lion King Crank Dat Jump Rope Crank Dat Weezy Wee You can already tell that they're horrible just by reading their titles.

Author: Billy The Man http://crank-dat.urbanup.com/2676950

6. (crank dat) (185↑, 94↓)

The name of a song by Soulja Boy, which serves to establish an equally idiotic dance. On par with [who let the dogs out] and the [macarena], this song demonstrates no talent or creativity, and proves how stupid most followers of the hip-hop mainstream truly are.

"I'm have no mind\! I'm going to crank dat\!"

Author: offbdway http://crank-dat.urbanup.com/2658570

7. (Crank Dat) (81↑, 18↓)

A song that's become an epidemic among teenagers in an alarmingly short period of time. A song labeled as "rap/hip-hop" that nearly every teenager in America knows about. The song - for lack of a better word - rapped by the seventeen-year-old kid known as Soulja Boy has made several remixes and versions, from Spiderman to Robocop. All follow the same basic dance pattern, with the exception of a few minor changes during the chorus. It's a poor excuse for talent in the music world as it degrades women, and shows just how far "talent" has plunged in the 21st century - the lyrics alone show the literacy levels of the person who raps it. Just look up the lyrics to it on here - it's sad to see that few realize the exact meaning of the song before they look up the meaning. The song has had some controversy as to its lyrics and overall meaning, being banned at many schools/education facilities due to its content. The only credit I can give to the song is that it spread so quickly and that the dance is probably the best known dance for late 2007, mainly becoming known from the popular instructional video for it on YouTube. Honestly, as soon as you here the signature "YOOOUUU\!" at the beginning of the song you know it's Crank That (or Dat, depending on your literacy) Soulja Boy and just about everyone starts doing the dance to it.

You want an example? Turn the volume up on your iPod to the max and start playing Crank Dat/That in a room full of kids. Watch how many start dancing/attempting to rap to it.

Author: Mandy P. http://crank-dat.urbanup.com/2698666

8. (Crank Dat) (62↑, 10↓)

A horrible song by the talentless Soulja Boy, comes with a dance. It plays everywhere especially in the suburbs where white kids and their parents sing along to it and do the dance...until they find out what the song's actually about.

Crank Dat is the reason I have no faith in humanity.

Author: CupBdown http://crank-dat.urbanup.com/2898607

9. (crank dat) (55↑, 7↓)

A horrible song by a horrible "artist" (Soulja Boy) that talks about how some guy (Soulja Boy) whacks off onto a girls back when she's sleeping, and sticks a bed sheet to her back, and it sticks, hence SUPERMANN\!

Soulja Boy: Crank dat soulja boy, superman dat ho. Me (mark) : HOLY JESUS TITTY-FUCKING CHRIST, YOU BLOW BIG DONKEY COCK\!

Author: mark101 http://crank-dat.urbanup.com/3162044

10. (crank dat) (97↑, 58↓)

Line dancing for black people. Also demonstrates how you're not supposed to speak English.

Soulja Boy up in dih ho Wah me crank and wah me ro Wah me crank dat soulja boy dat supaman dat ho

Author: CrankDatSucks http://crank-dat.urbanup.com/2669308

11. (crank dat) (42↑, 13↓)

The most annoying song ever to be released. It is rapped by [Soulja Boy], a 17yr old kid with no talent. One of the songs that makes rap music hard to defend.

Person 1: "crank dat and superman dat hoe" Person 2: Lets kick his ass for singing that song

Author: hiphopfan http://crank-dat.urbanup.com/2845777

12. (crank dat) (23↑, 5↓)

A rather sophisticated rap song. I never thought I would ever say this until I heard "donk", which bring soulja boy to a new level of retardation.

Soulja boy SUCKS ASS\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! He's a retarded shthead\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! We thought crank dat was retarded until we heard "donk", absolutely senseless\!\!\!\!

Author: EVHSRV http://crank-dat.urbanup.com/3255991

13. (Crank Dat) (108↑, 98↓)

1.Genre of Music in which the lyrical content is severly lacking in pentameter. 2.Gener of Music in which the sole purpose is for people to dance, songs that have thier own distinctive dance. 3.Genre of Music in which young artist partake to become successful. 4.Urban Line Dancing

1. Songs like Crank Dat: Batman, Superman, Spiderman, Aquaman, Incredible Hulk and to some extent Lipgloss 2.Lipgloss, Superman, Aunt Jackie 3. Soulja Boy, Lil Ma Ma, Young Seph, 3rd Flo ect. 4.Crossing of legs, Tapping foots, Pelvic thrusts

Author: Lance Jeune http://crank-dat.urbanup.com/2624877

14. (crank dat) (45↑, 72↓)

A type of popular dance originally created by Soulja Boy. There are many different types and versions of this ghetto dance.

Random black guy:Man dat og nigga be crankin dat byahh. CRANK DAT BYAHH NIGGA\!\!\!\!

Author: CRANK DAT BITCH NOW\!\!\!\! http://crank-dat.urbanup.com/2643426

15. (crank dat) (138↑, 200↓)

1. A song by Soulja Boy. 2. Crank Dat musik up \! 3. Crank Dat dance baby \!

1. Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy Then Super Man Dat Hoe 2. DATS MY SONG TURN IT UP 3. Watch me crank it watch me roll

Author: Ty Nguyen http://crank-dat.urbanup.com/2573650

16. (crank dat) (38↑, 150↓)

a cooler way of saying to do something.

Crank dat new song Dj crank dat up crank that batman

Author: jumping tree http://crank-dat.urbanup.com/2628336

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Last updated: 2012.02.29